March 27, 2005
FLASH IN THE PAN BABES OF THE NINETIES
Today's honorable mention: Denise Richards, the soon-to-be ex-of Charlie Sheen. Breakthrough movie: Starship Troopers. Best role: Bond Gal. Most recent decent role: the White She-Devil in Undercover Brother. Best attributes: big lips, blue eyes, and a body that could stop a bus-all on full display in the December 2004 edition of the Renowned Literary Magazine a/k/a Playboy. Best indication that career is on the skids: the aforementioned feature in the Renowned Literary Magazine. Denise has not shown any great degree of range as an actress and her career is likely to head south when gravity takes its relentless toll on that bus-stoppin' body of hers.
Posted by LMC at March 27, 2005 02:51 PM(Fingrs in ears)
Not listening! Not listening! Nah Nah NAHHH!
Denise Richards a has been? Heresy!
Orgle, you potzers. It's Yankee time on my dime.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at March 28, 2005 12:41 AMAfter maligning some wonderful, wonderful women--Molly Ringwald, Tea Leoni, and even Neve Campbell come to mind--you've finally picked a genuine flash in the pan babe. Denise Richards couldn't act her way out of a paper bag if you soaked it overnight in warm water. I'd love to see her play a Russian submarine commander--it'd give you a much deeper appreciation of Harrison Ford's acting abilities.
Posted by: utron at March 28, 2005 01:50 AM
