March 23, 2005

Missing In Action

So, has anyone seen Steve-o?

The only reason I ask is because I'm wondering if we should send out a search party. He was visiting Moonbat Central (read The Bay Area) last week and he hasn't been heard from since. I'm one of those people who can make a mountain out of a molehill in 6.5 seconds flat, so, of course, I'm beginning to get a bit worried. Has he been forcibly abducted and driven off in a VW van to an ashram in the hills outside of Berkeley? Have his captors shoved him into tie-dyed apparel? Is our beloved Steve-o now wearing Birkenstocks, smokin' ganja, and, in a rather stoned manner, is repeatedly flashing the peace sign after rounds of frisbee golf?

The mind reels with the possibilities.

Posted by Kathy at March 23, 2005 10:50 AM

I emailed him a few days ago and heard nothing. I think he's dancing around some airport in a saffron robe!

Posted by: Chai-rista at March 23, 2005 01:22 PM

Well, it has rained and rained and rained and rained out here... and a nice tornado near San Francisco. Other than that, it's the usual battiness.

Posted by: Chrees at March 23, 2005 04:18 PM

If he comes back with even a whiff of patchoulli on him, you know he's been co-opted. The question is, how you you deprogram him? Repeated viewings of South Park and Team America?

Posted by: RobertJ at March 23, 2005 04:20 PM
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