Offbeat News Roundup

Wackos. Running loose. All over the world. Enjoy!

• In a massive change-up from the usual "Virgin Mary Spotted on a Piece of Toast" type of story, we have a turtle which has something slightly different imprinted on his back. The DVD will be appearing shortly at a Blockbuster near you!
• From London we have a tale of exploding mopeds.
• Sheep in Eastern Belgium are safe from would-be paramours. Can't say the same for the dogs, though.
• Don't read this if you just had breakfast.
• Officers in some backwater town in Massachusetts are determined to bring a criminal to justice.