Fierce Creatures

Scott Burgess of The Daily Ablution---who has recently joined Will Collier in filling the empty guest bartender slots over at Martini Boy's place---serves up a wrap-up of the UK's best and brightest Sunday "news" articles.

The sexual proclivities of ducks are among the topics covered.

Run. Don't walk.

You'll be a better, more-educated person for it.

I promise.