GUEST BLOGGING

A few days ago, I joined Robbo, Steve-O, and that Cylon-lover Cam at the Metro-Lex Lost LLamas Weekend. Steve provided me the only instruction I can recall from that alcohol-soaked trip, namely don't run off the regular readers, meaning Rob's mother. With that in mind, I will address various areas of interest of personal interest while Robbo is battling Der Mouse at Uncle Walt's Orlando Re-education Camp and Palace Suites. They include: Flash-in-the-Pan Babes from the Eighties and Nineties, Rock Groups from the Graveyard of Forgotten Favorites, Common Misconceptions of Criminal Law, Nuclear Weapons and Foreign Policy, and why no one talks about the last Secretary of State.

First up: Flash in the Pan Babes from the Eighties and Nineties: Bridget Fonda. Steve-O and Rob can debate the relative merits of Helen Hunt as the thinking man's strumpet, but did they see Point of No Return? The best scene was BF as an assasin-in-training at a swanky D.C. restaurant wearing a black strapless cocktail dress. Over drinks, she is given a large caliber automatic and an assignment to zap a bad guy across the room. With a tear in her eye, she slips off her shoes, hides the weapon in a menu, nails the bad guys and his minions, and escapes in a hail of gunfire.

Sadly, she has done nothing since Single White Female. Discuss