Pretentious? Moi?*

Sheila and her Posse collectively have written an hi-larious mock review of Christo's Central Park Sheet Fetish.

I think the real punchline is that this gang of funsters could have submitted the piece to any number of arts publications whose editors would never have known it was a joke.

Heh, as they say, indeed.

*One of my family's favorite quotes. Any guesses?

UPDATE: Lemuel of Deleted By Tomorrow rings the bell: Fawlty Towers is the answer we were looking for. This line is from an episode called "The Psychiatrist". Along with another called "The Germans," it is easily one of my favorites. (We can't award Lemuel the full day's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat, because our judge Simon notes that he attributed the line to John Cleese's Basil. It was actually the line of the swinger guest Mr. Johnson:

(Image courtesy of the link above.)

It was repeated later by Sybil, accompanied by one of her patented laughs.