February 13, 2005

I hate the Grammys

Wizbang is liveblogging the Grammys so you don't have to watch. Let's just say if I'm reading this right--and I do believe I am---it appears to be the ninth ring of hell if Dante was into lameness as the ultimate sin against the Divine One.

The only reason I acknowledge the existence of the Grammys is that they serve as an important milepost on the road out of winter, a way-station between the Super Bowl and the beginning of spring training. Of course, the real sign of spring is when the groundhog pops out of his burrow and sees Charlton Heston as Moses on the tee-vee.

Speaking of awards show, it looks like Chris Rock, this year's host of the Oscars, has already gotten himself into wardrobe-malfunction area a month ahead of schedule. Which led Ace to deliver one of his patented lethal smackdown top-tens,

...and the Number One Headline Slightly Less Shocking Than "Only Gays Watch the Oscars"...

1. Andrew Sullivan Endorses John Kerry, Takes Your "Bandwidth Donations," and Flees to Europe

Hitting Sully, Kerry, and Chris Rock in one gag is truly the triple-lutz of blogging.

Posted by Steve at February 13, 2005 11:38 PM

"When Ace of Spades was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold."

In a blogging situation, I often ask myself -- what would Ace of Spades do?

Posted by: The Colossus at February 14, 2005 07:05 AM

And in the middle hydra's mouth resides ... J-Lo!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 14, 2005 08:15 AM

"Hitting Sully, Kerry, and Chris Rock in one gag is truly the triple-lutz of blogging"


Posted by: Paul at February 14, 2005 11:58 AM
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