February 10, 2005
For those of you keeping score at home:
The score right now is:
Right Wing Blog Machine------nailed 25 year CBS news anchor Dan Rather's ugly head to the mantle, and cast a long shadow of doubt on the entire 60 Minutes Empire.
Left Wing Blog Machine--------nailed 20 month Talon news stringer Jeff Gannon's bald head to the mantle, and cast a long shadow of doubt on the entire Talon News empire.
Yeah, Oh-Dub, I'd call it even.
And what are they going to do when we run Eason Jordan out of Atlanta on a rail coated with a nice layer of pitch and fluffies? Maybe discover that Gordon is actually the cantankerous rather than the cranky neo-con?
Posted by Steve at February 10, 2005 08:46 PM(He enters, weeping soft, masculine tears.)
Gannon!!!!!!!!!!!!
They got GANNON!!!!!!
(Deep breath. A light glistens across his drying cheeks. A change has come over him)
"By the blood of my conservative forefathers, I will avenge those leftist bastards who've took you down Jeff. My precious, sweet, innocent Jeff."
(Calmly now, to the gathering crowd:) "We will not let your passing be without meaning.... Our conservative movement may perish this day, but your name will live on!"
"Our children will cry your name, Jeff, as they pick up the gun from our fallen hands, they will cry out: GANNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
"Your name will live on as our battlecry!"
"GANNONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! GANNONNNNNN!!!!!"
(The crowd joins in, slowly at first) GANNONNNN!!!!!!!
(They are as one. United. A movement.)
Posted by: Ray Midge at February 11, 2005 02:29 AMWassamatter? INDeCent Bill got you on the ropes so now you turn your jaundiced llama eye to Cranky?
Ha! I shall have the last Orgle!
Posted by: Gordon at February 11, 2005 08:14 AMSee? If that's not cantankerous, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Steve TLB at February 11, 2005 08:30 AM
