February 10, 2005

Have Some Cheese......Rat

(Photo stolen from CNN)

We're getting within measurable distance of the planned Family Roadtrip to Disneyworld. I don't absolutely know for sure whether I'm actually going or not, as I'm in the process of teeing up a couple lawsuits that, depending on whether the soon-to-be Defendants feel lucky (well, do ya punks?), may interfere with things.

Nonetheless, fiddling with the schedule reminded me that I wanted to pass on a joke that a pal told me at a party not too long ago:

It seems Mickey files suit for a divorce from Minnie. One day, he goes to his lawyer's office to review the papers the lawyer had drawn up.

"No, no, this is all wrong," says Mickey.

"But.....didn't you say you wanted a divorce on grounds of infidelity?" asks the lawyer.

"No," says Mickey, "It's grounds of insanity and I said she was f*cking goofy!"

UPDATE: Punchline corrected. Thanks, Garry, for the assist. This is why I stopped touring.

Posted by Robert at February 10, 2005 03:26 PM

Sheesh; ya blew the punchline.

It's 'grounds of insanity'; and, 'I said she was f*cking Goofy!'

Gotta watch that stuff.


Posted by: Garry at February 10, 2005 05:13 PM

Ummm....hate to carp at a llama butcher.....but ya forgot to capitalize Goofy.....ya know, the dubious dog-looking best friend.....?

Makes a lot more sense that way, y'know?


Posted by: Garry at February 10, 2005 09:20 PM

Ummm.....actually, I should have read it fully.

The line should be "But....didn't you say you wanted a divorce on grounds of_ INSANITY_?"

"No", says Mickey, "It's grounds of infidelity......I said she was f*cking Goofy!"

And you're right-touring is definitely out; probably for the both of us.


Posted by: Garry at February 10, 2005 09:24 PM
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