The LLama Butchers: Bestill my heart

February 09, 2005

Bestill my heart

It looks like the National Mourning Watch for Jennifer Aniston is over.

All I can say is that I'm glad it wasn't Ben Affleck, even though I'm sure his Mom is looking to unload those 3000 "Ben n' Jen 4-Evah" cocktail napkins.

Posted by Steve at February 9, 2005 02:33 PM

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