Ladies, Please!

Ya know, back in the day I was very fond of a comic strip by Jeff Shesol called Thatch which gently prodded the P.C. atmosphere of Brown University. (Since Brown is an ivy-wrapped clone of my own school, the Glorious Workers' Soviet of Middletown, I found his humor to be especially funny.)

Anyhoo, one of the strips had to do with the dorm's co-ed bathroom. In it, the token troglodyte finds himself thrown out of the bathroom by the hot lefty chick. Sitting in the hall, he ruminates, "Nothing so demystifies the opposite sex as listening to it tinkle".

Well, yes there is something. Listening to them talk about shaving.

I don't want them to be demystified......