January 26, 2005
Why I love the HMQ
If you head to your local Applebee�s, you will soon notice that everyone there is outrageously fat. And no wonder: The victuals for sale are nothing but deep-fried garbage. The place is kind of like a landlubber�s Red Lobster.In fact, Applebee�s is so atrocious that if it were discovered that its staff�like the morons at Denny�s�refused to seat black patrons, it should be sued by whites. After all, nothing beats not eating at Applebee�s.
A landlubber's Red Lobster?
I guess the Noveua Beaujolais Testors is particularly good this year.
Posted by Steve at January 26, 2005 12:50 PMThey had me until they gratuitously slammed Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: JohnL at January 26, 2005 03:02 PM"Deep-fried garbage"?
Last thing I had at Applebee's that was deep-fried was...
Let's see now...
Can't think of it. If I want deep-fried I go to -- you got it, Red Lobster.
Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2005 09:51 AMHMQ got it right -- when my husband travels on business, he often ends up at Applebee's in middle America -- its pretty gross, but its within his federal government per diem (anyone smell conspiracy here?).
Posted by: Marjoire at January 27, 2005 10:39 AMI thought Red Lobster was the land-lubbers' Red Lobster. (?)
Posted by: Steven L. at January 28, 2005 11:19 AM