January 26, 2005
Why I love the HMQ
If you head to your local Applebee’s, you will soon notice that everyone there is outrageously fat. And no wonder: The victuals for sale are nothing but deep-fried garbage. The place is kind of like a landlubber’s Red Lobster.In fact, Applebee’s is so atrocious that if it were discovered that its staff—like the morons at Denny’s—refused to seat black patrons, it should be sued by whites. After all, nothing beats not eating at Applebee’s.
A landlubber's Red Lobster?
I guess the Noveua Beaujolais Testors is particularly good this year.
Posted by Steve at January 26, 2005 12:50 PMThey had me until they gratuitously slammed Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: JohnL at January 26, 2005 03:02 PM"Deep-fried garbage"?
Last thing I had at Applebee's that was deep-fried was...
Let's see now...
Can't think of it. If I want deep-fried I go to -- you got it, Red Lobster.
Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2005 09:51 AMHMQ got it right -- when my husband travels on business, he often ends up at Applebee's in middle America -- its pretty gross, but its within his federal government per diem (anyone smell conspiracy here?).
Posted by: Marjoire at January 27, 2005 10:39 AMI thought Red Lobster was the land-lubbers' Red Lobster. (?)
Posted by: Steven L. at January 28, 2005 11:19 AM
