January 26, 2005

Why I love the HMQ

Reason #538:

If you head to your local Applebee�s, you will soon notice that everyone there is outrageously fat. And no wonder: The victuals for sale are nothing but deep-fried garbage. The place is kind of like a landlubber�s Red Lobster.

In fact, Applebee�s is so atrocious that if it were discovered that its staff�like the morons at Denny�s�refused to seat black patrons, it should be sued by whites. After all, nothing beats not eating at Applebee�s.

A landlubber's Red Lobster?

I guess the Noveua Beaujolais Testors is particularly good this year.

Posted by Steve at January 26, 2005 12:50 PM
Comments

They had me until they gratuitously slammed Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: JohnL at January 26, 2005 03:02 PM

"Deep-fried garbage"?

Last thing I had at Applebee's that was deep-fried was...

Let's see now...

Can't think of it. If I want deep-fried I go to -- you got it, Red Lobster.

Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2005 09:51 AM

HMQ got it right -- when my husband travels on business, he often ends up at Applebee's in middle America -- its pretty gross, but its within his federal government per diem (anyone smell conspiracy here?).

Posted by: Marjoire at January 27, 2005 10:39 AM

I thought Red Lobster was the land-lubbers' Red Lobster. (?)

Posted by: Steven L. at January 28, 2005 11:19 AM
Post a comment









Remember personal info?