January 11, 2005
Attention Heartless Gold-Diggers*
Here's a quiz that purports to tell you what you're worth. I tried to answer all the questions honestly. Sadly, I think your value goes up depending on how, well, stolid and boring you are:
I'm worth $3,549,734.88! How much are you worth?
Yeah, baybee! I may not be the life of the party, but with this price on me, I don't have to be.
Yips! to Velociman.
(*N.B. to the Butcher's Wife - Just a joke, Honey. Honest!)
Comments
Darn! Only half of your value - I knew all those cigarettes, spiked coffees and casual sex would lower my market value!!
Posted by: roz at January 11, 2005 04:28 PMI'll give you $8 for it.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 11, 2005 04:45 PMDamn -- I keep getting the message "Forbidden --
You don't have permission to access / on this server" when I try to load it. Wazzup wi'dat?
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