January 11, 2005

Brad Is Like So Totally The Pitts

The plot apparently thickens. Via Lawren we hear a rumor that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston went pffft because Jen caught Brad having phone sex with Angelina Jolie.

Y'all do realize that Hollywood marriages are about as authentic as professional wrestling matches, right?......Right?

UPDATE: Just by way of showing some of my Red State roots, allow me to quote the lyrics from a Country song I always liked, Brad Paisley's "Celebrity." They are more or less apropos:

Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent? Well no.
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows.
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad,
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to Rehab.

Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality.
You can act just like a fool
And people think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it.
They say I've gone insane -
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with....
Being a Celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break.
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff.
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up!

Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality!
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough...
Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons
And head out West
To the land of fun in the sun.
We'll be a real world bachelor
Jackass Millionaires - hey! hey! Hollywood,
Here we come!

Yeah when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
Being a Celebrity...
Yeah Celebrity!

Posted by Robert at January 11, 2005 09:54 AM

Except for Paul and Joanne. God bless them. :)

Posted by: Lawren at January 11, 2005 10:00 AM

That is just pitiful. Heheh.

Uhhh, anyway, Greg Hammond, whose wife died from brast cancer, is hosting a Comment Fundraiser today. For every comment made he or a sponsor will donate $1 to the National Breast Cancer Foundation’s programs for education and low-cost or free mammograms for low-income women. So, if you have time, go comment.

Posted by: Rae at January 11, 2005 10:36 AM

Hey, hey, hey! Let's not drag professional wrestling into this! (still holding onto childhood dream of getting paid to hit people with folding chairs...)

Posted by: LDH at January 11, 2005 12:11 PM

Love that song, and the video is a hoot and a half :)

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