December 29, 2004

I can feel Axis Sully's Righteous Indignation rising

From (where else?) The Cambodian Times:

KATHMANDU - A 75-year-old man in Nepal married a dog in a local custom to ensure good luck only to die three days later. Following a Tharu community custom which holds that an old man who regrows teeth must take a dog as a bride, Phulram Chaudhary tied the knot with a dog in Durgauli village in southwestern Kailali district. "He believed that this would help him avoid great misfortune later in life. However, he died a few days afterward," the state-run daily Gorkhapatra said.

How, with his busy schedule of tying virtuous maidens to railroad tracks, screwing widows out of their savings, and waxing his handlebar mustache, did Dick Cheney find the time to do it is my question? And, did he kick the dog?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by Steve at December 29, 2004 04:51 PM

I understand that they honeymooned on the edge of a cliff....Why you ask?....So, the dog would push back...of course...
(truly expecting a censor invocation on this one...*har*)

Posted by: IR at December 29, 2004 08:59 PM

Remind me next year to save my really good insults for AFTER Xmas so you don't miss them ;p

Posted by: jacques at December 29, 2004 11:26 PM
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