December 06, 2004

Random Movie Musings

You want cul-chah? I've got yer cul-chah.

I finally saw Lara Croft - Tomb Raider this weekend on the teevee.

The only impression I came away with was that this film would have made a pretty good soft-core porn flick. In terms of quality of plot, dialogue and the like, it wasn't all that far removed from, say, Emmanuelle in Space. Add a few cheesecake scenes (imagine what they could have done with that bungee contraption) and it would be prime Skinemax-bait.

Posted by Robert at December 6, 2004 09:21 AM

Wasn't Angelina's "British" accent just horrid? Yep, you're right...just flesh for fodder;-)

Posted by: sadie at December 6, 2004 09:33 AM

It has all the elements of a satisfying LMC weekend movie: a barely cognizable plot, great-looking women, plenty of action, and good special effects. Mrs. LMC did bring mention adding Angelina to a "gals with guns calendar" idea I have been kicking around--with Bridget Fonda from "Point of No Return", Lucy Liu in "Charlie's Angels"; Gillian Anderson in "the X-Files"; Carrie Fisher in "Star Wars"; Sharon Stone in "the Quick and the Dead". The possibilities are endless as are the LMC's daunting future college tuition bills and the need to come up with a way of paying them.

Posted by: LMC at December 6, 2004 10:00 AM

I'D buy one.

Posted by: Robert the LB at December 6, 2004 11:48 AM

poker me up

Posted by: poker me up at December 30, 2004 04:00 PM

poker me up

Posted by: poker me up at December 30, 2004 04:00 PM

Cum summam patrimoni insculpere saxo!

Posted by: vimax at April 8, 2005 02:31 PM
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