December 03, 2004

When A "Yip!" Isn't Enough To Say "I Love You"

Gordon apparently has been peeping into the Llama Bedroom and outs our secret fetish: Orgling.

Which made me begin to wonder what the love call of a Cranky Neocon might be:

WOLFowitz! WOLFowitz! WOLFowitz!

Posted by Robert at December 3, 2004 11:36 AM

Actually, it's called Himmelfarbing and alas, it is not pretty either. To the untrained ear, it sounds like a sneeze.

Posted by: Gordon at December 3, 2004 11:49 AM

Follow-up Q. Is it a good thing when a llama is standoffish? I guess I don’t understand how a llama thinks.

A. It would be normal for a llama to be standoffish. They know that they are superior to us and look down their noses at us. Eventually they learn to tolerate us and even may decide to do what we ask occasionally, just to make us think that we are teaching them something.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 3, 2004 12:44 PM

Geesh! Haven't you been reading the papers. Neocons don't make love, they make war - it's what makes em so attractive to female conservatives.

Posted by: Dan at December 3, 2004 11:16 PM
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