December 01, 2004

"Ho, Ho, Ho, My Preciousssssss..."

Nothing captures the spirit of the holiday season better than a meticulously-crafted, life-size, battery-operated embodiment of pure evil, doncha think? Ith at Absinthe & Cookies has found just the thing!

I'm pretty sure that if Tolkien were still alive, this would kill him.

Posted by Robert at December 1, 2004 06:00 PM

I'm pretty sure that if Tolkien were still alive, this would kill him

Yeah, and then they'd be selling his severed fingers. I can see it now, in a velvet lined faux biscuit tin, with the certificate of authenticity stating that it's an actual replica of the finger that held the pen that wrote the Lord of the Rings! And every six weeks, another finger from the hand will be sent to you. If you order right now, we'll include a lovely pressboard display shelf embossed with genuine faux Orc skin. You'll be the envy of all your hobbit friends! Order now!!

Posted by: Ith at December 1, 2004 06:20 PM

MMyy precious it is mmmyy precious food for my precious and he wears it before and he drops it on the shore and we asks riddles a key without hinges key or lid but golden tresure inside is hid EGGS EGGS IT IS ooooooo and in middle earth the eagles are as big as a plane make that a DC 3 and smaug the dragon is dead dead dead

Posted by: militant sandpiper at December 1, 2004 09:52 PM

Ith, you slay me!

Posted by: Robert the LB at December 2, 2004 11:05 AM
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