December 01, 2004

Well that's a relief

Risawn breaks radio silence from a Kinkos next to her top secret hotel location.

You know, when he wakes and bolts upright, drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare, Zaraqwi , and screams out to the goat sleeping peacefully next to him "RISSSSAAAAAAWN!" he probably has no idea why.

But we know, oh how we know. For she is his sorry scrawny jihadi-ass punk's worst nightmare: to paraphrase Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours, she's a white Amerikan woman with a gun. A beeeeeeeeeg gun.

Posted by Steve at December 1, 2004 01:24 PM

She is the coolest. Although I think she's going to Kosovo, not Iraq.

Or is that the cover story?

Posted by: DWC at December 1, 2004 02:23 PM
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