Okay, folks, we need to raise a million bucks. fast.

INDCent Bill is offering subject himself "to daily, nude whipping on national TV for a cool mill."

Just think of how we could clean up on the pay-per-view!

Somehow, though, I think if we come up with about sixty three bucks he'd do it on Fairfax County Public Access Cable.

Yeah, and he talks about some other stuff. Waaah.