November 29, 2005

She needs to be stopped.

THIS is how bad, bad, bad, BAD rumors get started. If Cameron Diaz was Maria, I'd really have to nominate Judd Nelson to play the Captain, as he'd add the gravitas necessary to carry the show. Maybe they could get the Olsen Sisters to play Gretel, and Gretel's twin sister Golum.

The postscript though is rather funny, as it brings to mind one of the fantasies of the Original LLamabutcher, who confessed to a marked desire to chase after Julie Andrews, dressed as a nun, in an alpine glen, while he was astride a Toro Lawnboy, sucking on a bottle of Budweiser.

Great world religions have been founded on dreams much smaller than that.

Posted by Steve at November 29, 2005 10:34 AM | TrackBack

I have a new hero.

Posted by: The Colossus at November 29, 2005 12:01 PM

Clarification requested: who was the one dressed as a nun?...

Posted by: LDH at November 29, 2005 12:43 PM

That was as 6 pack of bud tallboys....

Posted by: LB buddy at November 29, 2005 01:07 PM

Thanks for asking the hard questions, LDH. I'm stuck with the image of a beer-swilling lawnmower jockey in nun drag, chasing Julie Andrews, who is wearing God only knows what.

Posted by: Brian B at November 30, 2005 02:54 PM