Like, Duh!

"Can Anyone Fill Koppel's Shoes?" asks Useless Today, in an article about ABCNews' efforts to revamp Nightline to "stay relevant".

Yer' dayum straight somebody can:

What with so much info available on line, I haven't watched network news in years. Sign up Melissa and I'd personally take the New Media around back and shoot it in the head.

Yips! to the Commissar, who evidently needed a fix.