November 09, 2005

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!

PANTHERGATE UPDATE: One of the cheerleaders is now denying there was any sex involved.

UPDATE DEUX: We've received a flood of traffic over this business but we've also been deluged with angry emails demanding that we stop being so juvenile and instead focus on something more important like the riots in France. Very good point and you're absolutely right. Here, now, with news from the Continent is French tee vee news anchor Melissa Theuriau.

Yips! to the Derb.

UPDATE TROIS (Get it? Get it?): I hope that putting a French news babe onto the cheerleaders will more than make up for my earier harshing of Phin's fantasy jones.

Yes, I realize that I'm going to hell.


YIPS from STEVE: GEEZ LOUISE DIVISION

Great, Robbo, just great! It's already bad enough that we get pervs sullying up the place looking for naked, nekkid, buff, tawdry, hott pics, pictures, images, of Fox Nooz babe Juliet Huddy, as well as Alexandra Steele of the Weather Channel (and whomever the person is who kept coming to us with the domain registry listing out of "American University President's Office" googling us up for "Katie Couric bondage pictures" I just have one thing to say: get a grip, mon! You need serious, serious, help.) Now we're going to be inundated by an international wave of people looking for naked pictures of Melissa Theuriau.

Damn you, Robbo, to hellllllllllllllllllllllll!

YET, NOW WE KNOW WHY YASSER ARAFAT WAS SMILING:

melissa theuriau naked with yasser arafat sm.jpg

If the above image is not enough to lure Allahpundit out of retirement, then I don't know what is....

Below the fold: the larger version.

melissa theuriau naked with yasser arafat.jpeg

Posted by Robert at November 9, 2005 04:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Robbo, you are right,it was juvenile for me to add my bit to the Panthergate story. So I will ask the really important question: when can we get a pic of the cheerleaders with super info-babe Melissa? Just asking'.

Posted by: LMC at November 9, 2005 05:27 PM

I strongly feel that she should do an in-depth investigation. Probably go under cover. It's critical that she get to the naked truth of the matter.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at November 9, 2005 05:33 PM

Yes, she should as part of her sacred obligation to speak truth to power so she should follow it into any skin mag shoot, bar, or bathroom stall necessary. It's the public's "right to know." Everyone knows that.

Posted by: LMC at November 9, 2005 05:48 PM

Who knew that Fox News had an affiliate in France?

Posted by: The Colossus at November 9, 2005 06:06 PM

Move the French news babe to the "Today Show and give Her Perkiness the booter...

Posted by: KMR at November 9, 2005 07:10 PM

Yay, you know the only thing hotter than a news chic is a news chic with Foreign Accent.

And don't let that whole going to hell thing bother you, you'll be in good company. I promise if I get there first I'll hold the door open for you.

Posted by: phin at November 9, 2005 10:36 PM

Seeing this picture, my first thought was -- newsanchoresses dress a bit differently in France. My second thought was -- thank goodness Barbara Walters never dresses like that!

Posted by: Jordana at November 10, 2005 09:33 AM

Pretty craft, Steve. Now you'll be the #1 google hit for a search of "naked pictures of Melissa Theuriau". ;-)

Posted by: Gary at November 10, 2005 11:02 AM

Gary---What? Are you kidding? That's VILE! Is that why we keep getting all this bizarre traffic?

Why I never.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at November 10, 2005 11:41 AM