November 09, 2005

Gratuitous Musickal Posting (TM) - Sic Transit Division

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Mozart and Wagner Action Figures, courtesy of the Met.

Don't ask me what you're supposed to do with them, but the sales copy seems to anticipate bar fights:

This Mozart action hero proudly stands 5 high, ready to deck any composer with his piano bench. Wagner is ready for action as well, standing 5 high and brandishing a baton.

Who says classical music isn't for Real Men?

No word on whether they talk. You know, "You score the overture - I'll write the aria." Although if they were going for realism, Mozart would use a lot of bad language and have a very annoying, high-pitched laugh and Wagner would never shut up.

Yips! to Dave at The Glittering Eye.

Posted by Robert at November 9, 2005 08:44 AM | TrackBack
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Oh yeah? Those are no match for my super-cool Hieronymus Bosch action figures.

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Heh. Would go perfectly with my Male Nurse and Moses action figures - all by the same company, methinks.

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