October 31, 2005

I see the need for a massive federal relief program to fix the wake of Hurricane Katrina

Ladies and gentlemen, our vodoo-industrial complex is in dissaray! Hexes and mojos are being outsourced to cheap, low-cost vodoo outfits in Maccau and the subcontinent! Something must be done to stop the undermining of this classic Amerikan industry, or fear the wrath of health care costs skyrocketing from cheap, inferior workmanship vodoo dolls and rooster claws being used in American workplaces to cast hexes on pointy-headed bosses in pidgin Portugese/Cantonese patois.

It's for the children, I say!

Posted by Steve at October 31, 2005 02:56 PM | TrackBack