October 26, 2005

Your Hurricane Katrina Victim du Jour

I think the headline on this one should be:

MASHPEE STRIPPERS NARC ON HIGH-LIFE BOOZER REFUGEES

Federal relief money goes to pay for hookers, beer, and lap dances

I think we need to maintain cultural sensitivity here, and remind ourselves these are refuges from Louisiana, after all.

And you might want to keep a close count of those goats.

Posted by Steve at October 26, 2005 08:08 PM | TrackBack
Comments

What, strippers aren't one of life's necessities?

Posted by: rbj at October 27, 2005 09:22 AM

What, no chewing tobacco? Something about that story just feels wrong.

Posted by: RP at October 27, 2005 02:43 PM