October 05, 2005
The Split we all feared
Shiite leaders formally declare that they want to form a separate non-sunni country?
My gawhd, how can we go on!?!? I blame McHitler the Chimp and the Halliburton-constructed levees. (which, to pimp off Dave Barry, would be a good name for a band or a blog)
Posted by Steve at October 5, 2005 03:14 PM | TrackBackComments
Meh. I could give a rat's patoot about Nick and Jessica. But that other story--"Paris Steals Mary-Kate's Boyfriend"--that's like a rare planetary alignment of celebrity trash that only occurs once every few decades. Man, I could kick myself for letting my subscription to Us lapse...
Posted by: utron at October 5, 2005 03:33 PMI only came to realize a few days ago that Jessica Simpson wasn't a cartoon character on a TV show!
Talk about out of the loop...
So when did you guys become gossip queens?
Posted by: Big Mac w/ an Egg at October 5, 2005 06:58 PM