October 04, 2005

They should go ahead and hire the child psychologist right now

Movie-star dad or not, this boy's going to spend most of junior high hanging by his feet, head first in the girl's room toilet, with the balance of time spent stuffed in a locker, with all the big boys chanting around him, "Son, you've got a panty on your head!"

Posted by Steve at October 4, 2005 09:23 AM | TrackBack
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Old Nick violated the first rule in naming a child: never pick a name that is going to start a fight in a schoolyard.

Posted by: LMC at October 4, 2005 09:33 AM

Have we already forgotten Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, daughter of Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller fame?

www.wjla.com/headlines/0605/233410.html

Posted by: Leonard at October 4, 2005 11:33 AM

never pick a name that is going to start a fight in a schoolyard.

Unless it's "Sue".

Posted by: Brian B at October 4, 2005 01:40 PM