September 30, 2005

What, Screech isn't going to be in it?

You stay away from the blogosphere for a couple of days and you miss all the big stories: Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting ready to play porn star "Krysta Now" in a movie called "Southland," replete with all-"star" cast (which you can say with little quoties around the word "star" about any movie featuring Cheri Oteri, Janeane Garafolo, and The Rock).

No word on whether this will do for her career what "Rollergirl" did for Heather Graham's career.

Personally, I was hoping Gellar would save herself for the role of Wonkette in the Washingtonienne porn biopic, which would open up the role of INDC Bill to be played by Dustin Diamond.

Posted by Steve at September 30, 2005 09:35 AM | TrackBack

Why are you so full of hate? Why?

Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 30, 2005 11:42 AM

Jeannene Garofilo (however the hell it's spelled) nekkid? Augh, the pain, the pain.

Posted by: rbj at September 30, 2005 12:47 PM

Don't be dissin the Rock. The man is an artist.

Posted by: LB buddy at September 30, 2005 06:47 PM