August 17, 2005


An interesting MSN query brought someone here: laws for lewd lyrics in Florida.

Beats me, but let's see what the State AG thinks of this one:

There once was a girl from Florida
Who was covered in sores all horrida.
But from what she could do
With a grapefruit or two,
She got plenty o' action most torrida!

(Don't thank me, thank my Scottish Dwarf.)

Posted by Robert at August 17, 2005 10:49 AM | TrackBack

There once was a girl from Miami,
Who went by the moniker Tammy,
She had parts all enhanced,
For a dollar she danced,
And I'll bet you this song wins a Grammy.

Posted by: The Colossus at August 17, 2005 11:45 AM

Ummm... What?

I'm sorry. My train of thought was completely derailed by the sixth result down, "The Child Prostitution Sex Ring Involving the Bush White House."

Posted by: utron at August 17, 2005 12:41 PM
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