August 16, 2005
Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM) - Vacation Combat Follow-up
In case you were wondering about what happened after the five year old Llama-ette got chomped by the parental fox terrier, I'm happy to report that she had her stitches out Saturday morning before we left for home and that everybody is predicting she won't have a permanent scar (meaning her modelling career has not been ruined).
I forgot to mention that when we took her into the local emergency room, a Seinfeld re-run was just coming on the tee vee in the waiting room - it was the one where Jerry knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush into the toilet and she brushes her teeth before he can stop her and, meanwhile, George loses his Phil Rizzuto keychain. Of course, I had to watch it. I just couldn't help myself.
So there I was, giggling and snickering, while the Llama-ette snuggled on my lap, blood all over her dress and a big piece of gauze clamped to her face. It's a wonder the Child Protective Services Nazis didn't come and haul me away then and there.
Posted by Robert at August 16, 2005 04:12 PM | TrackBackIt's a wonder the Child Protective Services Nazis didn't come and haul me away then and there.
Especially given your MURDEROUS PAST.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at August 16, 2005 05:22 PMShe's a child, not a dwarf -- she's perfectly safe.
Posted by: Brian B at August 16, 2005 05:37 PMMr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry......
Posted by: Robert the LB at August 16, 2005 05:40 PM