July 25, 2005

The Frontier of Life And Art

Friday afternoon as I was mowing the back yard, I suddenly noticed that the deer had found a way through the netting stretched out behind the border of oak-leaf hydrangia by the back fence and had stripped a number of the bushes.

Friday evening, the Missus and I watched The Princess Bride, she having discovered a DVD of it in a bargain bin somewhere.

Friday night I had a dream that I was looking out at the hydrangias from the back porch. The herd was there again. However, as I looked more closely, I realized that they were not deer but, instead, Rodents of Unusual Size.

I think this pretty much sums up what I think of those white-tailed bastards. I wonder what it would cost to install my own home-made firejets in the woods out back.

Posted by Robert at July 25, 2005 12:26 PM | TrackBack
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Motion sensor lights do not work. We used them in my parents' garden years ago. The deer just use it as an opportunity to see what they really want to eat.

Posted by: rbj at July 25, 2005 01:35 PM

I suggest something in the twelve gauge category.

If you can't shoot them; don't waste your money on
the commercial deer repellant. You can accomplish the same thing by mixing 4 eggs (shells removed) per gallon of water. From there spray the plants like you would with any other pesticide.

We did this at my parents home and it actually worked better than the store bought stuff. It also doesn't stink nearly as bad.

Posted by: phin at July 25, 2005 02:01 PM

I never had enough of anything in my Sonoma-county garden to attract the buggers, but they used my yard as a throughway, to the consternation of my non-confrontational labrador. I'd read about phin's concoction, but here's another one: fill nylon hosiery with tufts of your hair from a hairbrush. Can't remember what it is about it they hate, but this is the one that a real backyard gardner I knew liked. She couldn't stand the stink of the egg stuff after it dried.

Don't bother shooting them unless you have several freezers handy. They're not smart enough to get the hint, so you'll have to keep packin' 'em away. Cleaning deer is much more time-consuming than filling nylon knee-highs with hair.

Posted by: tee bee at July 26, 2005 11:16 AM
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