July 25, 2005

Llama Marketing Research

Over the weekend, the Missus informed me that she had somewhere or other discovered the existence of Cafe Press and that she thought it would be an excellent vehicle by which we Llamas could market t-shirts, coffee mugs and the like. Never one to let the grass grow under her feet, I understand she also talked to Steve-O about this while I was out snoozing in the hammock.

So I'll ask you lot: If we were to offer a range of Llama tchotskes and apparel, would you actually buy it? Show of hands, please.

UPDATE: Our pal Lintenfiniel Jen mentions collecting blog mugs. This got me thinking how much future hilarity could ensue as some poor archeology doctoral candidate pours over a heap of dug up crockery, trying to figure out why on earth early 21st Century drinking vessels were decorated with such a bizarre assortment of images. Mwahahahaaa!

Think this couldn't happen? Robert Graves (of I, Claudius fame) was of the opinion that many of the creatures and stories that have come down to us from Classical Greek mythology - the minotaur, centaurs and so on - were the result of the Greeks of the Classical Age misinterpreting the images left by the pre-Myceneans, who lived some 1000 years or so previously. Graves believed that these images - of bull-headed men, half-men/half-horses and so on - were actually totemic in origin and denoted membership in various fraternal orders. He also thought the various stories portrayed on the walls of, say, Knossos, were allegorical in meaning, likening them to modern political cartoons. I must say, his explanation seems at least plausible to me. If you want a really good adventure story that, at the same time, explains some of this, I highly recommend Hercules, My Shipmate.

In the meantime, buy lots of bloggger junk and bury it in your back yard. Then stand by for some fun!

UPDATE DEUX: Speaking of the future, here's mine.

Posted by Robert at July 25, 2005 11:34 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I'd buy a mug to join the other blogger mugs I've started collecting.

Posted by: jen at July 25, 2005 12:20 PM

I've had a Cafe Press Store since my blog began. And as much exhorting as I do for people to buy... I've not sold all that much. Indeed only a handful of things over the years to people I didn't already know. (But the people I know were good for a t-shirt.)

Don't think that it will be a revenue stream... Well... It might be. Llamas are pretty cute and marketable. My ugly face isn't all that marketable. But I keep trying.

Posted by: The Maximum Leader at July 25, 2005 12:34 PM

Bobbleheads.

Posted by: rbj at July 25, 2005 01:37 PM

I'd buy one mug and three sets of thong underwear.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 25, 2005 02:25 PM

Ace had an unpleasant surprise when he put out T-Shirts for sale -- not too many takers. I'd say coffee mugs and t-shirts are your best bet. Keep it simple -- the Goodfella Llamas and a tagline, such as Yip! Yip! or Orgle! Orgle!

I hereby commit to a Llama coffe mug (large size) with the Llamas on it that said Yip! Yip! if you make 'em.

Posted by: The Colossus at July 25, 2005 02:31 PM

I want a "Yip, Yip" coffee mug.

Posted by: babs at July 25, 2005 02:41 PM

Would definitely buy llama material. Needs a tagline for sure. Yip!Yip! as previously suggested is a good one...

I have wanted a llamabutchers shirt since I started reading this blog months and months ago!

Posted by: nicole at July 25, 2005 03:28 PM

My kids are in love with the LLamaLLogo ("the smoking llamas", they call it)...you'd have an instant T-shirt sale (or two, or three) right there.

Posted by: Chan S. at July 25, 2005 04:36 PM

Another vote for "smoking llamas" T-shirt/mug/whatever!

Posted by: ahriman at July 25, 2005 06:27 PM
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