Doing our part to lower the discourse considerably

Drudge is in near siren mode about the new book coming out about Hillary Clinton that alleges, among other things, her ritual sacrifice of Christian infants to use their blood for Wiccan rituals in the White House, not to mention her efforts to end Off Track Betting as we know it.

Well now.

Anyhoo, the cover looks pretty spiffy, but our Gnome serfs working the late shift in the Photosweatshop at LLamabutchers thought of a way to improve it: