June 12, 2005
A disturbing development
The Commissar has gotten his dirty commie paws on top-sekrit information about the probable closure of the Groton Submarine Base in Connecticut. As a local punk who spent many a day at the base commissary, I've got a vested interest in this fight, and have only one prediction:
BRAC will recommend its closure, the Defense Department will turn it over to Interior, Interior will turn it over to the Mashentucket Pequots, who will turn it into a nuclear submarine-themed casino and theme park.
Talk about your river boat gambling!
Then, in a mild mannered fashion, the Pequots will wait about six months before announcing that they've obtained nuclear weapons and want their own seat in the UN Security Council.
Far-fetched? Stranger things have been known to happen in good-old rotten to the core southeastern Connecticut.
Just remember, you heard it here first.
Posted by Steve at June 12, 2005 10:50 PM