April 12, 2005
Unchurch Militant
In case you haven't seen the latest religious craze sweeping the country, allow me to present the Unitarian Jihad. Motto - "Believe whatever you like, so long as you blow something up for it."
My U-J name? "Brother Garrote of Loving Kindness." What's yours?
And in this hyper-linked, real-time world we inhabit, how long can a church go without a splinter group? It's the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad. My name there? "Brother Whip of Enlightened Love." I think I like that one better.
I've seen a number of new disciples over the past day or two. However, my immediate source of testimony was The Disgruntled One.
YIPS from Steve: INFIDEL! HEATHEN! Everyone knows the Southwestern Rhode Island Synod is the one true Unitarian Jihad faith.
Deuce volt! So sayeth
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Broadsword of Mild Reason.
Posted by Robert at April 12, 2005 01:17 PM
Hey, I'm the Jackhammer of Forgiveness!
Prepare for my percussive mercy.
Posted by: D. Carter at April 12, 2005 01:36 PMI'm Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Balance.
Posted by: RobertJ at April 12, 2005 02:24 PMThe Katana of Sweet Reason
Posted by: Mob at April 12, 2005 03:28 PMI'm The Spikey Mace of Sweet Reason to the jihad, and to the Reformed Jihad I am Brother Mace of Contemplation.
Posted by: Brian B at April 12, 2005 04:13 PMi suppose wearing hideous headgear and generally just shutting up are requirements for all females adherents? sigh.
Posted by: mom at April 12, 2005 08:10 PMdrkgausmakkozrvsqnjepkbcrmpztwhbyjykzqvdwsgutxfknj
link http://cvnyws.emnblh.com
