April 12, 2005

Unchurch Militant

In case you haven't seen the latest religious craze sweeping the country, allow me to present the Unitarian Jihad. Motto - "Believe whatever you like, so long as you blow something up for it."

My U-J name? "Brother Garrote of Loving Kindness." What's yours?

And in this hyper-linked, real-time world we inhabit, how long can a church go without a splinter group? It's the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad. My name there? "Brother Whip of Enlightened Love." I think I like that one better.

I've seen a number of new disciples over the past day or two. However, my immediate source of testimony was The Disgruntled One.

YIPS from Steve: INFIDEL! HEATHEN! Everyone knows the Southwestern Rhode Island Synod is the one true Unitarian Jihad faith.

Deuce volt! So sayeth

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Broadsword of Mild Reason.

Get yours.

Posted by Robert at April 12, 2005 01:17 PM

Hey, I'm the Jackhammer of Forgiveness!

Prepare for my percussive mercy.

Posted by: D. Carter at April 12, 2005 01:36 PM

I'm Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Balance.

Posted by: RobertJ at April 12, 2005 02:24 PM

The Katana of Sweet Reason

Posted by: Mob at April 12, 2005 03:28 PM

I'm The Spikey Mace of Sweet Reason to the jihad, and to the Reformed Jihad I am Brother Mace of Contemplation.

Posted by: Brian B at April 12, 2005 04:13 PM

i suppose wearing hideous headgear and generally just shutting up are requirements for all females adherents? sigh.

Posted by: mom at April 12, 2005 08:10 PM

link http://cvnyws.emnblh.com

Posted by: iezjlvy at October 11, 2005 04:57 PM
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