LLAMABUTCHER EXCLUSIVE!!!

A copy of a portion of the script for Indy 500, the long-awaited fourth installment of the Indiana Jones triology, fell into our hooves today.

Apparently it involves Indy, bullwhip by his side, sitting on the front porch of the Springfield Retirement Kastle railing about those young whippersnappers not having the proper respect and stuff before wandering off for some more jello.