Google Chum - Dynamite Fishing Meme

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Okay, as you know from previous posts, I'm a) in something of a writer's funk and b) out of here until the weekend. However, I believe I've hit upon a nifty little meme that will both keep you amused in my absence and spur me on upon my return.

Your task: Drop one or more comments to this post on any subject you wish. Go nuts. While crudity is not required, invention will be much cherished.

My task: Upon my return, I will take all of your comments and fashion them into a single essay. Links will be embedded for fellow bloggers who contribute, appropriate props for non-blogging participants. What will the essay be about? How the hell should I know? It's utterly dependent on what you send in.

Hint: Whatever the content of the essay, I can promise this: The Scottish Dwarf will rue the day. I'm talking imminant rue-age.

Yip! Yip! Yip!