August 26, 2005

Agent Smith Takes Charge Of London Zoo


"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."

Yips! to Iain Murray over in The Corner.

Posted by Robert at August 26, 2005 11:04 AM | TrackBack

OMG, Robbo - The gang of unmentionable jokes crowding my brain right now are having fist fights trying to get my fingers to type one. I'll just have to limit myself to this: Bravo on selecting Agent Smith as your spokesman and thanks for the news!

Posted by: Chai-rista at August 26, 2005 12:45 PM

I kept expecting him to pop out a "MIS-ter Baggins!" in LOTR...

Posted by: mojo at August 29, 2005 04:06 PM
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