WORSE THAN THE IRS

Looks like Kath should be expecting a lil' visit from the Scientology lawyers. I mean, making fun of Tom "Teeny Tot" Cruise and his increasingly lame acting (Hey, it's Tom emoting, because, you know, he's wiggling those eyebrows again!) has to be rooted in discrimination against his religious beliefs, right? It can't be because, well, his acting is getting worse and his private life is on track to take over the role from Hollywood's former has-been midget star, Mickey Rooney.

Personally, I'd rather have a Dementor as my dental hygenist.....