THE LATEST DIETING FAD TO STALK THE NATION

The secret? Don't pay your creditors.

You know, maybe it's just me, but I had a feeling the whole "low-carb" thing had ran it's course when they signed the Olson Twins as their spokesticks. That, and when they lent their ubiquitous "A" sign to a particular grade of I-81 methamphetamine.

Hopefully, this will spell the end of the word "carb" in our society, and we can go out and shave the heads of those pesky collaborators on this, our day of carb liberation.