August 01, 2005

Hoisted Petard Watch

Poor Helen Thomas. According to Drudge, she's furious that her recent threat to kill herself if Dick Cheney ran for president, spoken to a (gasp!) newspaperman was actually....actually.....published!

But Thomas said yesterday at the White House that her comments to Eisele were for his ears only. "I'll never talk to a reporter again!" Thomas was overheard saying.

"We were just talking -- I was ranting -- and he wrote about it. That isn't right. We all say stuff we don't want printed," Thomas said.

Yer right, Helen, them reporters are right bastards, ain't they? Oughta be a law.

[Insert sound of gleeful snickering here.]

Posted by Robert at August 1, 2005 08:31 AM | TrackBack

You know, Helen, ya old prune, I bet that is exactly what Mr.Rove was thinking. I just love the fact that bad reporter karma smacked you upside the head. Now, who all is hoping for Cheney to be the next POTUS? me me me me me!!!

Posted by: ethne at August 1, 2005 12:17 PM

Nah, but I'd love to see him announce his candidacy, just for S's and G's.

Posted by: Brian B at August 1, 2005 06:16 PM

But don't you dare accuse her of partisanship!!!

Heh, serves you right you bloated old skank. Not that anyone thinks you've got the integrity to go through with it.

Posted by: Sobek at August 2, 2005 03:31 AM
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