HAS BIN LADEN BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH LATE NIGHT RERUNS ON THE USA NETWORK?

I mean, I can see how his hatred of Amerika stems from too many marathon watchings of Wings, if only to see how "The Man" crushes the superior acting talents of Tony Shaloob, but I think this harebrained plot can only but stem from one to many viewings of Tango and Cash.

Amerikan foreign policy brimming again from the bottomless fount of....Kurt Russell movies.