Because you can't spell "AWFUL" without "AFL"

One of my favorite opening lines for a joke is "So, Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis, and Salman Rushdie walk into a bar...."

I've always liked to think of Jimmy Hoffa hanging out in witness protection, sitting poolside somewhere outside of Butte, Montana.

But I wouldn't want to be hanging out with old Jimmy as of late, what with the Teamsters getting ready to split apart the AFL-CIO. X-DONK has the details.