I only scored 48% hippie. It is clear that this was written by a Republican who doesn't have a real idea about what a hippie is. I am going to organize a protest...

Dang! I was expecting you to peg that one. I'll have to speak to J. Winthrop Chester IV about the questions he chose.....

I yield at a disappointing 9% hippie rating. I think you edged me out on the number of animals in the house. [Note to self: feed felines to boxer before leaving for drill.]

I was all of 12% hippie. They didn't ask if you sent your kids to hippie school.

Just as well. Even though our local Shrine to the Blessed St. Marie of the Holistic Teaching Method is pretty rigid in its old-fashioned orthodoxy, mere mention of Montessori would probably crank my numbers to the point where I'd have to wear Berkies and grow pot in my basement.

Huh 25% hippie.
What were we talking about, man?

I would have scored even higher on the hippie scale if asked about footwear (Jesus sandals), but had it adjusted back down based on the urge to strangle them after the third use of "Man".

A single digit rating confirming my boring appearance....

30% hippie -- had you asked me most of these questions 20 years ago, I'm sure I'd've scored muy higher, man...