Uh, M'Kay......

One Cathy Gallagher has got the bright idea to market a line of adultery greeting cards. Says she:

"People make choices," she says. "I'm not making a choice for them. People make choices. And by the time they buy this greeting card, they're already involved deeply in the affair…. This is an entrepreneurial venture. And this is an untapped market. That's the bottom line."

Can't argue with that. So let us Llamas provide a public service by noting some other "untapped markets" that anyone eager to make a buck might want to consider pitching:

- Pedophiles ("Boy, do I miss you.....")

- Islamofascists ("Being apart while killing infidels is killing me....")

- Klansmen ("Sheeeeeet, I burn to cross paths with yew again")

- Sheep-dippers ("I want you baaaaaaad')

- Polygamists ("If this is Tuesday, it must be your turn")

- Spousal Abusers ("My knuckles hurt, but not as much as my heart when you're gone")

- Euthenizers ("I'm dead-set on you....")

- Arsonists ("I burn, baybee...")

- Scientologists ("Hubbard we get together soon and cruise...")

- Rove-Bashers ("Don't Plame Me for Loving You!")

- Former British Royal Dynasty descendants ("You're Tu-dor for....")

Okay, okay, okay. Heh. I'm just tossing 'em in here as they occur to me. Feel free to suggest your own.....

Yips! to K-Lo.