It Is OFFICIALLY A Slow Day...

How do I know? Because over in the Corner, K-Lo is linking to articles about monkey gambling and prostitution.

UPDATE: Speaking of frivolity, have you met our cousin the Naked Dancing Llama?

UPDATE DEUX: Then, of course, there's always Llama Bondage. Not that we're into that kind of thing.

UPDATE TROIS: Then again, there's Disco Stewie. He's kind of a dork. Anybody out there know a nice girl? We're sorta desperate.

UPDATE Le FOUR:

Yes, it's Store Wars. Go on over and watch. The thing's put together by the Organic Trade Association so it's slightly screedy, but they're at least hippies with a sense of humor.

Yips! to Cake-Eating Kathy.

UPDATE NEXT:

Speaking of such things, it happens to be Harrison Ford's birthday, so what better time to point out again that Han shoots first?