And be sure to kick them when they are down

Man, days like today Granny's advice sure comes in handy.

What with all the hype attending the new Willy Wonka movie, I thought I'd go back to the LLama files for this classic:

And I will not give up my fight, until every Oompah-loompah can have great health care, and be respected in the world again. And won't be discriminated against or defamed because they are mistaken for those terrorist Marshmallow Peeps. Man, I hate those things---I always get Jeeves to pre-chew mine for me.