Oh. My. Darwin. Just say "no" to the Teenage Mutant LLama Hearthrobs

Those memories from Blogistan High Class o' 84 keep rolling in. Sadie seems to have uncovered the student underground noozpaper with, shall we say, some rather disturbing images of the youthful indiscretions of the LLamas, including Robbo in his musclar Larry Bird style basketball shirt, me in both my Don Johnson AND "Thriller" phases, and the sultry pics of when the AFS hosted that exchange student from Wonketteburg.

When did my life suddenly become the makings of a particularly cheezy ABC After School Special? In today's episode, Timmy the LLama hangs out with the model airplane club, starts snorting glue, and becomes Timmy the LLamabutcher, teenage hosebag Republikan....Rosie O'Donnell guest stars as Mrs. L, the sensible shoes wearing guidance counselor.