June 10, 2005

Oh. My. Darwin. Just say "no" to the Teenage Mutant LLama Hearthrobs

Those memories from Blogistan High Class o' 84 keep rolling in. Sadie seems to have uncovered the student underground noozpaper with, shall we say, some rather disturbing images of the youthful indiscretions of the LLamas, including Robbo in his musclar Larry Bird style basketball shirt, me in both my Don Johnson AND "Thriller" phases, and the sultry pics of when the AFS hosted that exchange student from Wonketteburg.

When did my life suddenly become the makings of a particularly cheezy ABC After School Special? In today's episode, Timmy the LLama hangs out with the model airplane club, starts snorting glue, and becomes Timmy the LLamabutcher, teenage hosebag Republikan....Rosie O'Donnell guest stars as Mrs. L, the sensible shoes wearing guidance counselor.

Posted by Steve at June 10, 2005 12:26 PM

As Ricardo Montalban said on Freakazoid, "Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins."

Posted by: Brian B at June 10, 2005 01:18 PM

Let's see here ...

in Technorarti ...

1,687 links from 1,508 sources

The Llama Butchers:
513 links from 323 sources Query took 27.07 seconds

Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 10, 2005 01:53 PM

I know---that's what's so hilarious about it.

Boy was Mr. Canseco right!

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at June 10, 2005 03:05 PM

Hey LLamas...you haven't felt the full effect of the Tri-State Simultaneously-Launched Attack just yet.

Go to Cake Eater's and Cranky's blogs...

Posted by: sadie at June 11, 2005 10:00 AM
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