June 07, 2005

Maybe it's just me

Lawren is worried that Tom Cruise is trying to suck David Beckham into the Scientology bizzaro-world: maybe it's just me, but maybe there's another reason why Tom is trying to spend so much time bending it with Beckham?

TOP SEKRIT MESSAGE TO TOM CRUISE: Joel, get off of the babysitter.

Posted by Steve at June 7, 2005 03:28 PM

The moral of this story??

If you repress your sexuality, you'll turn into a complete dick.

Pun is always intended.

Thank you. I'll be here all night. Try the veal.

Posted by: Margi at June 7, 2005 04:09 PM
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